

George raises daughter Carmen and dyslexic son Max with his wife Angie, after surviving a miserable, dysfunctional childhood at the hands of his neglectful alcoholic mother Benny.
George raises daughter Carmen and dyslexic son Max with his wife Angie, after surviving a miserable, dysfunctional childhood at the hands of his neglectful alcoholic mother Benny.
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E1 · Prototype
When well-liked George becomes the first guy to be promoted from the assembly line to plant manager at a Los Angeles airplane parts factory, his life becomes a little more complicated. His pal Ernie a…
E2 · Curious George
George worries about Carmen when she brings a boy home for the first time. He persuades Max to spy on them, but despite finding no impropriety, George threatens Duncan, embarrassing Carmen. Later, Geo…
E3 · Happy Birthdays
Much to George's unpleasant surprise, Angie and his family throw him a very belated surprise birthday party, while a new worker, accident-prone Amy, threatens the pride George takes in his workplace's…
E4 · Max's Big Adventure
Benny and George find themselves holding open auditions for workers to replace Jim's position at the factory due to a bar fight, while George decides to prove something to Max when Max insists on Geor…
E1 · Who's Your Daddy?
George bumps into his long lost Aunt Cecilia who informs him that his father, who his mom has always insisted was dead, is still alive. After drawing the truth from Benny, George conjures up images of…
The "cool" girls court Carmen, but not her best friend; George is tempted by another firm after he's dissed by his bosses.
E3 · The Show Dyslexic
George goes into denial when Max is thought to have dyslexia, and things only get worse when Angie suggests he may have it, too.
E4 · Halloween Cheer
Carmen goes into a funk after her best friend moves away; George is ordered to fire a worker with calamities in his personal life.
E5 · The Unnatural
Max's coach asks George to have him sit out the next game. Rod Carew, Steve Garvey, Joe Morgan and Jim Palmer have cameos.
E6 · No Free Launch
Sandra Bullock, one of the executive producers of the series, reprises her role as "Accident Amy," a klutzy employee who works under George's supervision. And her bout of bad luck may continue, court…
E7 · The Wedding Dance
Angie doesn't mind when George offers their backyard for a friend's wedding reception. But his refusal to dance there is another story.
E8 · Love Bites
After George's warning about the evils of boys, Carmen comes home with a hickey; Ernie uses Max to meet single moms.
E9 · Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, Honey
After learning Benny had a one-night fling with a co-worker 35 years ago, George believes he has finally found his father. He meets Lalo - whose picture bears a striking resemblance to George -- and i…
E10 · Charity
When Angie finds she has more free time around the house, she volunteers with a variety of charities. Feeling invincible, she soon finds herself joining more organizations than she can handle, and it'…
E11 · Meet the Cuban Parents
When Angie's parents, Vic and Emilina, come to visit the family for Christmas, George thinks they still believe he's not good enough for their daughter. But George shows he can take care of his family…
E12 · This Old Casa
George is sick of being unappreciated by Benny, so with the urging of Angie, he decides to remodel his mother's run-down bathroom. Hoping for a simple thank you, George's plan backfires and Benny cont…
E13 · Super Bowl
The Lopez family finds out that Benny's estranged brother, Uncle Joe is dying. George and Angie convince Benny to reconcile with Uncle Joe-but Benny's more interested in getting Joe's Super Bowl ticke…
E14 · The Valentine's Day Massacre
When George gives Angie a disappointing gift for Valentine's Day, Angie has a flashback to high school in the '80s, when George painted a great mural of her for the holiday. But when Angie takes the e…
E15 · Girl Fight
After Carmen ends her relationship with her classmate Adam, he tries to ruin her reputation at school. George and Angie want to repair the damage, but school counselor Tommy, who knew George when they…
E16 · George vs. George
George and Angie want a loan for Carmen's schooling, but they find out they have bad credit when they go to the bank. He says that can't be right, but he finds out that it actually is another George L…
E17 · A Kiss Is Just a Kiss
As a surprise for Angie's birthday, George arranges for her father Vic and sister Gloria to visit for the celebration. Upset about her upcoming divorce and jealous of her sister's marriage to a good m…
E18 · Profiles in Courage
The airplane parts factory where George works is under consideration by the federal government for more business. Afraid that a certain employee's ethnic background will hinder the company's chances o…
E19 · Secrets and Lies
When Benny learns that George's father, who left her years ago to care for George alone, is now wealthy, she decides that she deserves to get rich herself. After getting drunk on her lunch hour, she f…
E20 · Girls Night Out
After giving a young ex-gang member, Marisol, a job at the factory and a chance for a new life, George is shocked when Angie takes further pity on Marisol and allows her to live in the Lopez home inst…
E21 · I Only Have Eyes for You
Carmen's friend is over to study and wants to change out of her dress. When Max hars this, he pulls aposter off his wall to reaveal a hole. He looks through but Carmen sees him and sprays perfume in h…
E22 · Team Leader
George has to fill out employee evaluations, and doesn't know what to put for Ernie. He puts all 9's when his mom tells him it is because they are trying to figure out who to layoff. It turns out they…
E23 · George Has Two Mommies
When George and Angie get into major financial trouble, Benny secretly asks Lydia, the second wife of George's estranged father, for help. Meanwhile, George does his best to obtain extra money-leading…
E24 · Long Time No See
After George's estranged father gives him a huge loan to save the family from financial ruin, George vows to visit him in Phoenix. But George's difficult personal journey becomes a family vacation whe…
E1 · Dubya, Dad and Dating (1)
George prepares the crew for a visit from the President of the United States. But he becomes so wrapped up in the thrill of the day's events and the horror of Carmen's unexpected political outbursts, …
E2 · Dubya, Dad and Dating (2)
In the two-part season premiere, George prepares the crew for a visit from the President of the United States. But he becomes so wrapped up in the thrill of the day's events and the horror of Carmen's…
Angie discovers that her parents are getting divorced, and George becomes nervous about his marriage when Angie's social life improves.
E4 · Feel the Burn
George discovers he has a long-lost sister; Benny consults her doctor about an embarrassing problem.
E5 · Carmen's Dating
Carmen begins seeing the most popular boy in school, but when he won't be seen in public with her, George and Angie intervene to set him straight.
E6 · Split Decision
Powers Brothers Aviation lands a huge government project and decides to let everyone have the day off and party at a bar. But George gets in trouble when he lets slip that Mel went to Vegas with Jack'…
The Lopez family turns their home into a haunted house in order to raise money for the factory workers who have lost their salaries as a result of a plane crash investigation.
With his job in jeopardy, George tries to cancel Carmen's expensive <em>quinceañera</em> (15th birthday party). But since Angie is successful with her cosmetics business, she gets to make the financia…
E9 · Fishing Cubans
This year, Angie decides that her and George should just get something cheap and from the heart for their anniversary. This gives Vic an opening to convince George to help him smuggle his brother Onto…
E10 · Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney?
After inviting his extended family to Thanksgiving dinner, George learns his estranged father needs a new kidney.
E11 · Mementos
George gets rid of some of Angie's cherished mementos as he prepares to donate a kidney.
E12 · Christmas Punch
At Christmastime, George will stop at nothing to convince Max to continue believing in Santa Claus.
E13 · Why You Crying?
George and Angie react with rage after Benny disciplines Max for talking back and acting out at school.
E14 · The Trouble with Ricky
When George discovers Max's friend, Ricky, has a rough home life, Ernie offers to lend a hand.
E15 · God Needles George
George is reluctant to keep his promise to Max when a miracle seems to save the family dog from being put to sleep.
E16 · Benny and Randy
George interferes with Benny and Randy's relationship, causing Randy to break up with Benny. Benny starts to mope around so George goes to have a talk with Randy. George sees that Randy really does lo…
E17 · Weekend at Benny's
When Angie goes away on a business trip, George sends the kids to Benny's house for the weekend, to teach them tough love.
E18 · Jason Tutors Max
Max gets an incredibly sexy new tutor and Carmen has dating troubles with Jason, subsequently resulting in the house turning into a teenage angst.
E19 · Angie Gets Tanked
When George and Angie fill in at the dunk tank for a school fundraiser, a student's prank puts Angie in a very embarrassing position. Meanwhile, George becomes fiercely competitive when N.Y. Yankee Ke…
E20 · The Art of Boxing
Vic and George prompt Max to take up at boxing at Laila Ali's school to help him relieve stress. But when he gets a black eye, they must face telling Angie the truth.
E21 · George's House of Cards
When Vic loses in poker, he won't pay George and instead opts to just take off $50 from money George owes him.
E22 · Dance Fever
After receiving an award for excellence in business management, George humiliates himself dancing at a congratulatory party in front of his entire staff in order to gain approval from his mom. Meanwhi…
E23 · She Drives Me Crazy
After Benny proves to be irresponsible while teaching Carmen to drive, George reluctantly takes it upon himself with disastrous results.
E24 · George Goes to Disneyland
When Max wins an award at school, Angie says she will take him to Disney World. Finally off for a weekend to go, George attempts to get out of it because of other commitments, but in reality, he just …
E25 · Bachelor Party
Amy returns and attempts to break up the soon-to-be married Benny and Randy.
E26 · Wrecking Ball
Still furious about her break-up with Randy, Benny takes a golf club to the hood of her boss' car. So when the Powers Aviation factory is vandalized, Benny gets the blame for this too - but it's a cri…
E27 · What George Doesn't Noah (1)
When George discovers Carmen's new boyfriend is cheating on her, he does some snooping to find out who the other girl is. But he is surprised to find there isn't another girl........
E28 · Now George Noah's Ex-Zack-ly What Happened (2)
George and Angie attempt to convince Carmen to dump Jason when he reveals his interest is only in sleeping with her. Randy attempts to win Benny back with a little help from the Commodores. Max finall…
With Carmen still gone, George goes on a hunt for her and eventually finds her in San Francisco with rapper Chingy. He finally gets her to return home, but the problems aren't over yet...
When Carmen crazily redecorates her room, George snaps. When Carmen claims she should be able to do to her room what she wants, since she is an adult, George concocts a plan to get her to give up that…
After George forgets he and Angie's anniversary, he goes to drastic measures to make it up to her. He takes her to a jewelry store, but the ring she picks is far out of George's price range and he mus…
When Carmen's school refuses to let her back in, the recently laid-off Angie agrees to home school her. But the money cut also forces a postponement of George and Angie's wedding.
When a janitor with no life insurance dies at work, Angie finds out that George has been lying and does not have life insurance either. As Angie hounds him, he dozes off to classic TV which leads to a…
When Max starts hanging out with a new group of friends, everything looks like it is going up for the socially plagued boy. But the friends prove to be a little bit darker than Max, and it ends up get…
When George decides a new job opportunity may be for him, he takes the family to a little town in Colorado on "vacation". But when he gets the job, resistance from Angie as well as springing the news …
A horrible dinner that features a drunk Carmen and dirty secrets about the town, convinces the Lopez's that L.A. is till the place for them.
When George mistakenly thinks he is going to be named VP of Powers Brothers, he whips out his "VP Dance", only to find the company has merged with another corporation and jobs such as Benny's and Erni…
When George thinks back to the lousy Christmas presents from his mother, he gets worried since she drew Max for the family's "Secret Santa" presents. So as a backup, George buys Max a great present, o…
When Carmen asks for birth control, George is immediately angry with her reunited boyfriend Jason. But when Jason informs him it was Carmen's idea, George goes on a search to find out the real story, …
George is nervous to tell Ernie that his new pregnant girlfriend may not have been faithful to him.
When George becomes frustrated with Max's dentist, he lobbies to have the company's dental plan changed.
When George finds out money cuts are forcing Max back into normal classes, he goes to a PTA meeting to voice his opinion, but accidentally spills the beans to his unknowing sister about their family c…
An earthquake unearthes some childhood fears in George that shake the rest of the family.
When Benny demands money for a box of George's old things, he is shocked to learn Benny (unbeknownst to him) helped he and Angie start up a life, but she also owes George money from a source he never …
George uses a fake wedding for his boss as a cover to renew his vows with Angie, but with Angie planning the fake wedding, she begins to ask too many details.
When Angie and George discover Carmen has been going to Jason's unsupervised for the past month, they confront the couple, only to find Jason's parents are out of the country—because they've moved. Wh…
With Carmen and Jason grounded for throwing a party at Jason's and getting arrested, neither is able to do much. But George does allow for some bending when it comes to Jason's baseball career which u…
When an old flame of Angie's moves back to town to become a news anchor, George becomes jealous with her giddy excitement over him. But George comes to find out that Angie has not told him the whole s…
George gets caught up in some bad family ties when he lets Vic give him money to go out on a date with his sister.
George turns the garage into a business place for Angie.
When George and Angie find out that Carmen and her boyfriend, Jason, have become more intimate under their roof, they think about asking Jason to move out. But when they discovers that Jason has been …
George steps in to be Jason's sports agent when NFL Quarterbacks Daunte Culpepper and Donovan McNabb (guest starring as themselves) pay a visit to the Lopez household to draft Jason for their alma mat…
Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay.
Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay.
George wants to get a companion for his depressed mother, but when a rowdy biker (guest star Duane "Dog" Chapman) refuses to give up the stray dog George's mom has grown to love, George takes to imper…
Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town just to get her out of the house. So, when George picks Benny and her friends up af…
George and Angie's practical jokes are funnier and scarier than ever as Halloween approaches, but as Benny's abusive comments and behavior grow worse, George finds it impossible to laugh things off an…
George still refuses to return home until his mother leaves, but when he realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, he convinces Ernie to get his own place.
A traumatic event at Max's school has George taking him to see a counselor, played by guest star Richard Lewis.
George uncovers some secrets that were better left unrevealed when he sneaks a peek at a ten-year-old unopened letter from Angie.
George's wisecracks about Benny's age finally get to her, so she decides to enhance her chest to create a youthful appearance.
George and Angie compete to see who does more work in their marriage and at home.
George ends up spending Christmas all by himself after he gets caught telling a lie to get out of spending the holiday with Angie's family.
When George finds out that Max is skipping school, he tries to be a role model by going to college, but no one takes him seriously.
When things get tough for George, he drops out of school. He tries to keep it a secret from his wife and kids but his professor drops by for an uninvited visit.
Max starts to wet the bed and George makes fun of him, but when this keeps happening, Vic thinks that Max may be sexually active. So they take Max to the doctor to find out that Max's kidney needs to …
George gets money signs in his eyes when he finds out that he is named trustee of his niece's multi-million dollar inheritance.
George tries to teach his niece the meaning of a dollar by making her work at the factory.
Angie's brother, Ray, comes around when he find out that his daughter, Veronica, is going to inherit the family inheritance. But George is the first to see through Ray's scheme when Ray asks Veronica …
George helps Ernie lose weight before he loses his job.
George discovers that Max has begun an online romance with a teenage girl from Chicago. When he assumes his son's identity to protect him from what he suspects is an internet predator, George comes fa…
"100th Episode" George takes over planning a wedding for one of Angie's rich clients (Eva Longoria) in order to prove he can do her job better than she can.
E21 · George Discovers How Mescal-ed Up His Life Would Have Been Without the Benny-Fits
Benny gets upset when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory against her favor. When Angie sides with his mother, George goes drinking with Ernie and…
"Season Finale"- Everything hangs in the balance for the entire Lopez family: Ernie tells George that the factory is moving to Mexico and they'll both be out of jobs; the police want to question Benny…
E1 · George's Mom Faces Hard Tambien
Just as Carmen prepares to go off to college and George and Angie begin looking forward to being empty nesters, Angie discovers that the Lopez family could be growing. Meanwhile, George's job is in je…
E2 · George's House Has Two Empty Wombs
Angie maintains her story that she's pregnant to keep George from missing Carmen. Meanwhile Vic introduces his young and beautiful but not too bright fiancée to the family.
E3 · George Nieces a New Media Room
The Lopez home and George's new media room suddenly become a bit more full when their niece, Veronica, and her freeloading boyfriend move in.
E4 · George Testi-Lies for Benny
Since her mother and lawyer have turned on her, at her trial Benny must rely on George's testimony.
E5 · Sabes Gay, It's George's Fantasy Episode
George, upset about being publicly humiliated at work, downs a shot of liquor along with the worm in it and hallucinates that he and Ernie are gay and about to be married to each other.
E6 · George Thinks Vic's Fiancée is Lion about Being a Cheetah
George seeks help from a popular reality TV game show in order to expose Vics cheating, gold-digging fiance.
E7 · George Helps Angie's Wha-Positive Self Image by Saying, 'You 'Sta Loca Good'
When Angie gets concerned about losing her looks, George asks his gorgeous young niece to tone down her sex appeal.
E8 · George's Grave Mistake Sends Him to a Funeral, Holmes
George's poor memory comes back to haunt him when Angie's mother passes away.
E9 · George Joins the Neighborhood Wha-tcha and Raises the Vigil-ante
A sexual predator moves into the neighborhood and George and Angie decide its time to finally have the talk with Max.
E10 · George is Maid to be Ruth-Less
George and Angie hire a maid (Barbara Eden) who quickly cooks and cleans her way into his heart.
E11 · George is Lie-able for Benny's Unhappiness
When the love of Benny's life Wayne returns to town, George builds a web of lies to keep them from reuniting.
E12 · George Uses His Vato Power to Save Dinero Que La
George and Angie bet over who can live more frugally
George tries to relive his high-school days by teaching Max to play the guitar. But George wishes he could take it all back when Max moves on without him and joins a rock band.
E14 · George Gets Smoking Mad at Benny and Develops an Orale Fixation
When Powers Aviation institutes a smoking ban, Benny's nicotine withdrawals drive George to self destructive behavior back.
E15 · George Can't Let Sleeping Mexicans Lie
The family's new neighbor decorates his front lawn with an offensive art display; an old friend takes an interest in George and Angie's niece.
E16 · George's Bogey-ous Relationship with Vic Is Putt to the Test
Vic reigns fatherly love so George will play in a father-son golf tournament against his long time rival and his son, Tony.
E17 · George Thinks Max's Future Is on the Line
Max goes to work with his dad to learn how important an education is.
E18 · George Decides to Sta-Local Where It's Familia
A multi-millionaire Mr. Vega buys Powers Brothers Aviation and asks George to stay on board if he's willing to consider making some life-altering changes.